Who are the left?

Many people have been outraged by my recent announcement that compared to myself, Adolf Hitler is a lefty.

See: http://poneke.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/loudon/

So to clarify who I mean by leftist Ive made a comprehensive list below:
- All fascists including ones claiming to be right wing (like most of them do)
- All racists who admit to be right wing
- Obviously all the communist red devil marxist Satan worshipping Maoist greenies
- Tree hugging hippies
- Anarchists
- All terrorists including any person or group opposed to the US
- Anyone that has been to Cuba
- Anyone that has been to Russia
- Anyone that has been to Libya
- Anyone driving a Lada car
- People who like the AK47 over the AR15 (except my party leader Rodney Hyde)

- Working class people
- Underclass losers
- Aliens
- Anyone who has ever read Noam Karl Marx Chomsky
- Librarians
- Barack Obomber
- Anyone who has ever worn a Zapatista teeshirt
- Anyone who has ever worn a Che Guevara teeshirt

Here is a specific list of leftists:
- Emma Goldman
- Osama Bin Laden
- Adolf Hitler
- Lothar von Trotha
- Himmler
- Buddhist monks
- Karl Marx
- Leon Trotski
- Stalin
- The entire Soviet Union
- All Rwandan Hutus
- The Third Reich
- Pol Pot
- Satan
- Abbadon
- The Beast
- The false prophet
- Charles Manson
- All of Cuba
- Marcos
- Mao Zedong
- Jack the Ripper
- Gandhi

You're either with us or you're with the commies...