Sunday, January 20, 2008

Who are the left?

Many people have been outraged by my recent announcement that compared to myself, Adolf Hitler is a lefty.

So to clarify who I mean by leftist Ive made a comprehensive list below:
- All fascists including ones claiming to be right wing (like most of them do)
- All racists who admit to be right wing
- Obviously all the communist red devil marxist Satan worshipping Maoist greenies
- Tree hugging hippies
- Anarchists
- All terrorists including any person or group opposed to the US
- Anyone that has been to Cuba
- Anyone that has been to Russia
- Anyone that has been to Libya
- Anyone driving a Lada car
- People who like the AK47 over the AR15 (except my party leader Rodney Hyde)

- Working class people
- Underclass losers
- Aliens
- Anyone who has ever read Noam Karl Marx Chomsky
- Librarians
- Barack Obomber
- Anyone who has ever worn a Zapatista teeshirt
- Anyone who has ever worn a Che Guevara teeshirt

Here is a specific list of leftists:
- Emma Goldman
- Osama Bin Laden
- Adolf Hitler
- Lothar von Trotha
- Himmler
- Buddhist monks
- Karl Marx
- Leon Trotski
- Stalin
- The entire Soviet Union
- All Rwandan Hutus
- The Third Reich
- Pol Pot
- Satan
- Abbadon
- The Beast
- The false prophet
- Charles Manson
- All of Cuba
- Marcos
- Mao Zedong
- Jack the Ripper
- Gandhi

You're either with us or you're with the commies...


Anonymous said...

Heehee very funny

Poneke said...

I'm glad to see your sense of humour is undimished, Trevor. A wonderful post!

poneke said...

Oh hahaha, you actually fooled me there!


Anonymous said...

Fake Trevor is sexier than real Trevor

Anonymous said...

You mean 'Trevour'...

Trevour Loudoon said...

Unfortunately people whose belief systems have a combination of Scientologists/ZAP/Libbos have a sense of humour that only Scientologists/ZAP/Libbos can comprehend. For the rest of us, well, the Scientologists/ZAP/Libbos tend to come across as......deranged, docile, unhinged fruitcakes on crank.