Friday, February 29, 2008

The Return of Rogernomics

We see the old dog Roger Augusto Pinochet Douglas is back in the saddle. Ready for round two? Perhaps to drag ACT Party vote up to 3-4%, maybe even more...but wait, wasn't Roger Douglas also an avid supporter of the Kohanga Reo? Yet the ACT Party deputy dog Trevor Loudon states:

"In my opinion, the Kohanga Reo and Kura Kaupapa Maori movements are designed to foster a seperatist, radical, even revolutionary culture among young Maori."

What an unholy union...Loudon and Douglas in the same political party.

Mr "I Rogered the workers" Douglas in the founding of the ACT Party, intended to get into power with his own party and finish off what he started under Labour, and to re-jig the parts of Rogernomics that Lange scrapped.

Douglas started ACT not to be a New National nor a lacky to National, but a New Labour based on his and his mothers disillusionment with the Labour Party he was a member of.

Douglas the Accounting Fascist understands quite clearly that there is no real difference between any of the political party's, has stated so in his recent speech in 2006. Yet Loudon tries to convince his readers that Labour, Greens, Maori Party, are some sort of quasi 50s communist conspiracy and that somehow National is the better choice.

Douglas also correctly states, "None of them (political party's) have a clear vision of where New Zealand stands and where it should be heading". But he left out ACT who also fits right into that boat as well with its dreamy ideas of dissolving central Government.

They will learn eventually the lesson that anarchists have learnt the hard way over the past few centuries.....that people in power....

i.e. The sum total of the political, legislative, judiciary, military and financial institutions through which the management of their own affairs, the control over their personal behaviour, the responsibility for their personal safety, are taken away from the people and entrusted to others who, by usurpation or delegation, are vested with the power to make laws for everything and everybody, and to oblige the people to observe them, if need be, by the use of collective force.....

....vehemently dislike having their power dissolved.

Is New Zeal a front for the National Party?

Is New Zeal a front for the National Party?

At New Zeel we like to ask the real questions, and this one was just begging to be asked. First lets begin with a challenge. Todays challenge is to read the following vision statement and from that decide which political party that statement belongs to:

- Limited government
- Personal responsibility
- Equal citizenship and equal opportunity
- Individual freedom and choice
- Strong families and caring communities
- Loyalty to our country, its democratic principles and our Sovereign as Head of State
- National and personal security
- Competitive enterprise and rewards for achievement
- Sustainable development of our environment

Took a minute didn't it. Well it did for us. 'Obviously' it's the National Party vision wonder Dickwad Prebble wanted to merge with National in was obviously just a cost cutting exercise since they are plainly the same party with a different name.

Now lets see what Trevor Loudon claims to believe in:

- I believe in freedom with responsibility, not freedom from responsibility.
- My ideal society is one in which government is slashed to the bone and people are free to reach their potential.

Ok, your typical Libertarian, 'indirect beliefs with no action required', type statement.

Ex-ACT Party Justice Spokesperson and all round wanker Steve Franks cuts right to the chase without batting an eyelid....while also batting for National:

"National is an increasingly active party. Do join as every member will count. If you are in Wellington Central that’s even better as it will help me with selection. Go to and click on Get Involved/Support National or go directly to Join National"

Crikey, is every ex-ACT Party member turncoating to National? Not quite.

One would wonder why, because like all Libertarian / right wing conservatives, they will not only turncoat on their own party, but also on the fundamental policies for which their political parties stand for.

Examples: Both the National and ACT party's policies are fairly anti anything Maori....repeal any legislation that mentions the word "Maori" until they have expunged all traces of Maori from legislation (a bit like various totalitarian dictators in time past who tried to destroy any record of the existence of their predecessors).

That goes without saying, from National to ACT to the Libertarian Party whose members often consider themselves to be anti-indigenous rights campaigners.

Yet which party was in power and assisted the implementation of the following specifically Maori services:

- Kohanga reo
- Kura Kaupapa
- Wananga
- Maori Health Providers
- Maori Social Service Providers

No surprises there, yep the National Party, you guessed correctly again, thats 2 from 2.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Anti Anti-Smacking Bill Petition Doing Well

Yes folks the petition to overturn that Government namby-pamby family interferring bill by Sue Bradford is ahead of schedule.

With one week to go it is time to get that old dusty paddler out of the parlour cupboards and get it warmed up. As you can imagine with 300,000 + signatures, thats a lot of 'catch up' paddling that will be a going on once we rid this country of them there laws.

We need the power back to be able to legally physically brutalise our children with whipping sticks. We need a return to the old days of, "bend over and spread 'em", and take to them with a modified piece of wood without the fear of police slapping us across the wrists and interfering with Gods work.

We need to put in place safeguards so that we will never return to the place we are at now where children are free to be rebellious, where they become open vessels to the demon of rebellion who roams our countrysides wishing to possess their body's and drive them to anarchism and communist pot smoking revolutionary free-love making sessions when they grow up and become adults.

The way our ancestors have beaten off these demons in olden times in Europe and around the world is to take a piece of board, modify it to something close to a baseball bat and beat them chillins around the areas of their sexual organs in order to save their souls from hell as the bible tells us so.

So get them paddlers out of the cupboard and prepare for a change of law.

Discalimer: Always whack your children around their sexual organ areas in love. If questioned about your smacking habits, always say you only ever give out the occasional love taps.

Now get out there and whip little Johnny's ass for Jesus!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Righties Calling Righties Lefties

As the campaign drags on using the classic con to convince the uninitiated that any bad righties are actually lefties (without specifically saying that of course), one of Trevor Loudons mates, the crazed 'nutter' MAH has come up with this real doozer of a blog.
(Details the linkage between Nazism, neo-Nazism and hardcore Leftism)
Here he tries to convince himself that the National Front are left wing. (I guess his first task should be to try and convince them of that...)

MAH the crazy Zionist states:
It's a Leftist obsession to paint Israel to be a "Nazi"-state, even when those who defend Palestinian terrorists are the closest thing to a neo-Nazi than they are letting on.

Funnily enough, even though we here at New Zeel condemn all terrorism even terrorism committed in the past by Palestinian organisations against Israel, the fact that we listed Israel as a terrorist state drove this deranged Zionist over the edge (see comments).

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

And Now For The News (spoof alert)

Here is a bit of news or comment that NewZeal hasn't made mention of, or perhaps, stayed away from, why, well we shall ask that question later, but first, the news spin.

In a strange but not surprising news today, media report that police pay ransom for return of stolen national treasures. Along with the ransom demands, that of having a remand inmate released on bail, they paid out an undisclosed sum not totaling more than $300,000 dollars of reward money directly to the thieves for the return of the goods, not to someone who offered information that lead to the return of the medals, but to the thieves themselves. That is not to mention the cost of the operation to date being somewhere close to twice that amount in tax payers money.

Full Report from NZ Herald

Now why hasn't NewZeal picked up on this story? I think there is a bit of head burying going on over there, not willing to make the call when it involved something as volatile a subject as war medals and police paying ransom demands, cutting deals with criminals probably resulting in funding the further manufacture of the drug P.

Willing to compromise with terror maybe? We shall see...

Raid vs Blackflag who will win

The Trevmeister from OtherZeal smuggly gloats at the demise of more Tuhoe arrested today in continued police raids after the October 15 invasion of Tuhoe Sovereign Land by Crown forces.

Except what he doesn't know, and is about to know, is that this time they asked....yep, admitting that they completely fucked up last time, they used their local Maori Liaison officer, a Mr Wallace Haumaha to liaise with Tuhoe representatives to negotiate the hand over of the Ruatoki resident for arrest.

This resulted in the Ruatoki resident handing himself in earlier today at the Whakatane police station to be arrested and processed.

Wow what a big difference when you respect the sovereignty of the Tuhoe people, and the autonomous area they live in, instead of charging in there like silly SS storm troopers and whirling around in helicopters with snipers hanging out the sides trying to show who's boss.

This surely must be in Trevs mind, a compromise with terror? at least a compromise with the communist?

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Thomas Sowell on Left Wing Fascism-Is There Any Other Kind?

Other Loudon asserts himself to ask the hard question, is there any other kind of fascism? In his continued attempt to paint fascism and its many forms as the occupation of only left wing politics.

David G. Mills attempts to answer Loudons question in an article called:

It's the Corporate State, Stupid

From Information Clearings House

"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini.

David G. Mills

11/10/04 "ICH" -- The early twentieth century Italians, who invented the word fascism, also had a more descriptive term for the concept -- estato corporativo: the corporatist state. Unfortunately for Americans, we have come to equate fascism with its symptoms, not with its structure. The structure of fascism is corporatism, or the corporate state. The structure of fascism is the union, marriage, merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power. Failing to understand fascism, as the consolidation of corporate economic and governmental power in the hands of a few, is to completely misunderstand what fascism is. It is the consolidation of this power that produces the demagogues and regimes we understand as fascist ones.

While we Americans have been trained to keenly identify the opposite of fascism, i.e., government intrusion into and usurpation of private enterprise, we have not been trained to identify the usurpation of government by private enterprise. Our European cousins, on the other hand, having lived with Fascism in several European countries during the last century, know it when they see it, and looking over here, they are ringing the alarm bells. We need to learn how to recognize Fascism now.

Dr. Lawrence Britt has written an excellent article entitled “The 14 Defining Characteristics of Fascism.” An Internet search of the number 14 coupled with the word fascism will produce the original article as well as many annotations on each of the 14 characteristics of fascism that he describes. His article is a must read to help get a handle on the symptoms that corporatism produces.

But even Britt’s excellent article misses the importance of Mussolini’s point. The concept of corporatism is number nine on Britt’s list and unfortunately titled: “Corporate Power is Protected.” In the view of Mussolini, the concept of corporatism should have been number one on the list and should have been more aptly titled the “Merger of Corporate Power and State Power.” Even Britt failed to see the merger of corporate and state power as the primary cause of most of these other characteristics. It is only when one begins to view fascism as the merger of corporate power and state power that it is easy to see how most of the other thirteen characteristics Britt describes are produced. Seen this way, these other characteristics no longer become disjointed abstractions. Cause and effect is evident.

For example, number two on Britt’s list is titled: “Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights.” Individual rights and corporate rights, at the very least conflict, and often are in downright opposition to one another. In the court system, often individuals must sue corporations. In America, in order to protect corporations, we have seen a steady stream of rules, decisions and laws to protect corporations and to limit the rights of the individual by lawsuit and other redress. These rules, decisions, and laws have always been justified on the basis of the need for corporations to have profit in order to exist.

Number three on Britt’s list is the identification of scapegoats or enemies as a unifying cause. Often the government itself becomes the scapegoat when the government is the regulator of the corporations. Often it is lawyers or administrators who take on the corporations. Often it is liberals who champion the rights of individuals, or terrorists who might threaten state stability or corporate profit. Any or all may become scapegoats for the state’s problems because they pose problems for corporations.

Other notable characteristics of fascism described by Britt which are directly produced by corporatism are:

< The suppression of organized labor (organized labor is the bane of corporations and the only real check on corporate power other than government or the legal system);

< Supremacy of the military (it is necessary to produce and protect corporate profits abroad and threats from abroad);

< Cronyism and governmental corruption (it is very beneficial to have ex-corporate employees run the agencies or make the laws that are supposed to regulate or check corporations);

< Fraudulent elections (especially those where corporations run the machinery of elections and count the votes or where judges decide their outcomes);

< Nationalism (disdain for other countries that might promote individual rights);

< Obsession with national security (anti-corporatists are a security risk to the corporate status quo);

< Control of the media (propaganda works);

< Obsession with crime and punishment (anti-corporatists belong in jail); and

< Disdain for intellectuals and the arts (these people see corporatism for what it is and are highly individualistic).

All of these characteristics have a fairly obvious corporate component to them or produce a fairly obvious corporate benefit. Even Britt’s last two characteristics, the merger of state with the dominant religion and rampant suppression of divorce, abortion and homosexuality produce at least some indirect corporate benefit.

In sum, it’s the corporate state, stupid.

As I have pondered what could be done about America’s steady march toward the fascist state, I also have pondered what can be done internally to stop it. The Germans couldn’t seem to do it. The Italians couldn’t seem to do it. The only lesson from recent history where an indigenous people seemed to have uncoupled the merger of economic power with governmental power is the French Revolution. The soft underbelly of consolidated economic power is that the power resides in the hands of a few. Cut off the money supply of the few and the merger between economic power and government becomes unglued. The French systematically took out their aristocracy one by one. It was ugly; the French couldn’t seem to figure out when there had been enough bloodletting to solve the problem.

The thought of an American twenty-first century French Revolution is ugly. But the thought of an American twenty-first century fascist state is far uglier. It would be a supreme irony that the state most responsible for stopping worldwide fascism would become fascist 60 years later. But far worse than this irony is the reality that an American fascist state with America’s power could make Nazi Germany look like a tiny blip on the radar screen of history.

For some years now we have lived with the Faustian bargain of the corporation. Large corporations are necessary to achieve those governmental and social necessities that small enterprises are incapable of providing. The checks on corporate power have always been fragile. Left unchecked, the huge economic power of corporations corrupts absolutely. Most of the checks are badly eroded. Is there still time to get the checks back in balance? Or will we be left with two unthinkable options?

David G. Mills is an attorney who lives in Memphis, TN. Email -

Black History Month

Tribute to the greatest sportsperson...ever.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Righties strategise how to close down Kotare Trust

It has come to our attention that the Kootarry Trust is teaching our offspring the ways of the Communist with the aid of public funding.

Trevor Loudon explains why it is up to the privately owned corporate media to do the job of shutting them down,

"It is not the job of political parties or governments to shut down private organisations."

"The media should be leading the charge to investigate Kotare's activities"

Operation Shutdown Kootarry was launched in a bid to manipulate and trigger media interest and to further garner a righty lead resistance movement against Kootarry's lefty manifesto, according to ultra right wing extremist Redbaiter,

"Unless there is real opposition to the Gramscian strategies of these people, unless there is some kind of real and powerful resistance, we're done."

Other anonymous comments appearing on Loudons blog further expose the intentions of Kootarry,

"What these people are doing is training up another generation of radicals to create a future tide of left-wing activism while watering down the terror styled crimes of their commie-raids. This has got to be stopped!" said one anonymous commentator.

The last thing we need in this country are youth being taught to think for themselves and make good politically aware judgments. Kootarry will not only free their minds from social engineering education system which tries to create working drones for big business's industries, but also create thinking minds set about to get off the grid and out of the system and that my pointed headed friends is communism and must be smashed!!!

So gather them chillins together, give them a good spanking as a show of love, and don't let the red man poison their minds with free thought. Free thought leads to communism, and communism leads to satan.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I am not a racist prick!!!!

Trev says: Since running my continuous campaign in recent months exposing the powers of darkness that are about to sweep the USA, I have been accused by thousands of New Zealanders of being a racist arseswipe. My usual trick is to quickly trash a white skinned commie to dispel any rumours I am fixated on the pending black president.

I categorically deny any allegations that I am a Ku-Kluk-Klan pointy hood wearing wanker.

I love the Mayoree, like my non-racist ex-boss Dick Prebble I have a brown wife who is great with the chores, raisin chillins and bringing in the income. Having a brown wife also of course makes me an expert on all things black.

Here are a few excerpts from various accusations, and my included denials.

"Loudoon you wanker, why don't you admit you are a racist prick and hate the idea of a black skinned president"

No, no no no no. Its not that Obama is a black man, its because there is a picture of Commie Guevara on the wall of his campaign office. That is the reason I am campaigning against him.

"Wow, 13 whole Obama-files dedicated to linking the only black candidate running in the US elections to everything that is bad in the world. Why am I not surprised..."

He is supported by communists, and that makes him a Satanist. We cannot have a Satanist running the fatherland.

"Didn't the Ku Klux Klan support Ronald Reagan, I do not see a tirade of abuse coming from you about that, or is that because Ronny is your sugar-daddy?"

No, NO NO!!! Ronald was a white fellow, ooops I meant, oh fuckit, OK I AM A RACIST!!!

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Loudon cool with the terrorist state of Israel.

In a bold move today, Trevor Loudon of the New Zeal blog (a knockoff of the real Zeel blog...;) ) stated his support for a country that he believes delves into terrorism.

Loudon states:

"Israel is no more a country of angels than we are.."
"I back israel because it is a western ally and the freest country in the region."

On the formation of the Israeli state Loudon goes further to restate his support for state sponsored necessary terror, fully aware of where modern day terrorist styled acts originated from,

"I realise that israel was formed using terrorist tactics and that many (not all) Palestinians were dispossessed."

Loudon then goes on to give his reasons for supporting state terror, and culturally and socially generated ideas of terror being that of admiration and a deliberate choice to support a state that used terror in its foundation, and uses terror today to maintain power.

"i chose to support Israel because I admire the country and its people and support many of their values."

Friday, February 8, 2008

Lest We Forget-How Extreme Some Right Wing Activists Actually Are

Right-wing activists openly plan to overthrow the NZ Government

This is a statement taken from a declaration of war/independence they have written up:
"The right of an individual to organise the overthrow of a government initiating force against its citizens shall not be infringed; and a member of the Armed Forces, private militia, intelligence, or police may disobey any order which conflicts with the rights and liberties eternally enshrined in the Bill of Rights and Bill of Due Process."

Below is an exhortation for New Zealanders to rise up against the Government:
"It is the right and duty of New Zealand citizens to throw off this government, which has long evinced a desire—nay, a compulsion—to subjugate us to absolute despotism"

When are they planning to do this? The answer below will shock you....
"We should not wait for the 2008 election, nor should we entertain any hope that the National Party, which has an anti-liberty record as bad as, if not worse than, Clark-Cullen's, has shed its own totalitarian power-lust."

The author of the above abridged speeches is none other than our award winning Lindsay Perigo and his extremist SOLO group.

And the award goes to?

"February 6, 2008, was truly a day of shame and a day for vomit," - Lindsay Perigo

We at New Zeel have decided that after reading Lindsay Perigo's latest work of wonder, "Most Sickening Waitangi Day Ever", we are left with no choice but to award him with our most prestigious award of all time, the annual...

Most Ignorant Fearful Wanker Of The Year award

Enjoy it Lindsay, you most certainly earned it!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

TVNZ Questioned Over Zapatista Travel Funding

In a truly 'Loudonish' level of gutter research, (i.e either an obscure interpretation of a photo, or if its on the web then it must be true), the REAL Loudoon has exposed exclusive photographic evidence linking the leader of the National Party to the Zapatistas. This evidence clearly shows the leader of the local NZ chapter of the insurgent Mayan group giving the secret handshake to the leader of the National Party at the recent Communist Day celebrations.

Questions were also raised today by TV3, considering the fact that they are completely inept at gathering and disseminating real news....(and are nothing more than corporate, souless, FoxNews level, gutter press, Punch and Judy's), as to possible TVNZ funding that is supposed to have been gifted to the Zapatistas to help pay their travel costs to the Communist Day celebrations.

Helen the Horse Clark accused the broadcaster of wasting public money that could have been better spent filming her and her extravagant public funded $50,000+ private breakfast bash that she puts on every Communist Day since she took power.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Gunny Sgt Hartmans Fresh Start Programme

I received this email today as pre-advertising primer for the planned John Key and National Party's Fresh Start Programme.

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, the Fresh Start Programme senior drill instructor. Send me your societies little maggots to be squared away. If they leave my island, if they survive Fresh Start Programme, they will be a weapon. They will be a minister of death praying for war! I will teach them that they are the lowest form of life on Earth, not even human fucking beings. They will learn that they are nothing but unorganised grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.

Because I am hard they will not like me. But the more they hate me the more they will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no political bigotry here. I do not look down on communists, anarchists, socialists or greenies. Here they are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved course.

To those filthy maggots that try to quit my beloved course, I'm gonna rip their balls off so they cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate them, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Howto: of protecting your child from communism

Its ads like this that remind me of why, in this day and age, with all the knowledge we now know about parenting, of why it is so important to remember the ways of the caveman from Europe who beat his children to deliver their souls from hell.

It is the right, nay it is the duty of each parent to prevent the spread of Green Party dope smoking, free-love communism in this country by opposing their greenification of our beloved anglosaxon culture.

We here at the Loudoon homestead believe that parents should be able to choose the best method of whacking their their children, teaching them the difference between right and communism.

We need a return to the days wholesome corporal punishment. Lets take a moment to remember those fond days of paddling little Johnny on the buttocks for drawing communist symbols on the wall with crayons.

What about at school back in the day when you as a parent could have the peace of mind that should young timmy draw pictures of black flags or a capitalism free society, that the head dean could legally take down his pants in front of the class and take to him with the leather strap and whack that communism right out of him.

This is the world we are advocating protection for.
5 quick steps to a better Johnny:

1. What do you do if you find young johnny reading a bit of Trotsky or God forbid, Darwin or worse, Goldman?

Answer: Give him a good whipping, for the bible tells you so

2. You catch young Johnny downloading illegal mp3's on the internet, what to do?

Answer: Give him a good whoopin, because as we all know, when you pirate mp3's you're downloading communism.

3. Johnny is caught spray painting anarchist symbols on the neighbours freshly painted wall....
Answer: thaaaats a whoopin!

4. You find a Che Guevara teeshirt in his drawer...
Answer: yup, a whoopin

5. Young Johnny heads off to Mexico to join the Zapatistas
Answer: you have failed and your son is now a communist.

Its not too late, fortunately you have more kids. Get to whoopin them before the Greens turn them into rebelious, devil loving, hell heading communist demons.

Rodney & Heather Stand Up For Families

ACT stands up for families when no other Parliamentary political party will.

From the ACT Party website

Rodney's sidekick deputy prez Trevour Loudoon says , "beat them kiddies or lose them to the communist"

Freud exposed as perpetrator of September 11 terror attack

Our quasi network marketing group called the Church of Scientology recently exposed links between Sigmund Freud and September 11...or was it 12.

In an exhibition called "Industry of Death" held in New Zealands capital city, Washington D.C, the CoS exposed links between Freud, and the entire psychiatric profession who for years have been planning to take over the world.

Psychiatrists have been found directly responsible for 10,000 deaths per year in the US alone, and most of all, have been conspiring to create suicide bombers and terrorists leading to the September 11 terror attacks.

From the Columbia Tribune

Friday, February 1, 2008

Another Threat-Yippee!

Just got this anonymous comment on this post.

I told you before Trevour the sheepshagger - a hooded man ( a KKK resemblance) is watching you

I actually quite like this sort of comment for two reasons.

Firstly it tells me that my investigations into the "Scientology / ZAP / Liberterrorism" Alliance calling themselves the New Zealots is on track.

The pointed hat KKK reference is clearly speaking about white supremacy and Kyle Chapmans quasi military training camps proving a pluspoint of the link between Loudonism and Fascism.

If I wasn't uncomfortably close to the truth in my doingness, these people would ignore me rather than indulge in this sort of behavior.

If I wasn't enturbulating my opponents there would be no fake anonymous threats like this one and the one on the other New Zealots blog.