Sunday, January 27, 2008

L. Ron 'The Big H' Hubbards Drug Addiction Confessions

I do love you, even if I used to be an opium addict. – L. Ron Hubbard

A few wonderful facts about our glorious leader that often go amiss in our Dianetecs programs and are covered up by the media.

Beginning during the second world war, most people know that his career as a naval commander was nothing short of impressive, but what most don't know is that he was relieved of command some 3 times, ordered attacks on invisible Japanese submarines off the coast of Oregon, invaded Mexico and conducted non-authorised live fire exercises in Mexican waters.

After the war, The Big H met Jack Parsons, an associate of the British occultist Aleister Crowley. The Big H and Parsons engaged in the practice of ritual magick including an extended set of sex magic rituals called the Babalon Working, intended to summon a goddess or "moonchild."

Many people know about The Big H's multiple marriages but again, what the media hides from us is in an act of bigamy, The Big H married Parsons partner Sara Northrup.

However at the time of their later divorce she accused The Big Hubster of kidnapping their baby daughter Alexis, taking her to Cuba and of conducting "systematic torture, beatings, strangulations and scientific torture experiments."

It is widely known that in 1966 The Hubster tried to join the Ian Smith Government in the then Rhodesia but was eventually booted out.

But what they don't know is that after leaving Rhodesia he headed a new fleet of Scientology ships and lived at sea for the next 8 years exploiting workers and womyn, being served hand and foot by so-called teenage 'hooter girls'.

He gradually became more mentally unstable and instituted brutal punishments such as incarceration in the ship's filthy chain-locker for days or weeks at a time and "overboarding," in which errant crew members and children were blindfolded, bound and thrown overboard, dropping up to 40 ft. into the cold sea.

Virginia Downsborough relates a story reporting,

"We found him a hotel in Las Palmas and the next day I went back to see if he was all right, because he did not seem to be too well. When I went in to his room, there were drugs of all kinds everywhere.

He seemed to be taking about sixty thousand different pills.

I was appalled, particularly after listening to all his tirades against drugs and the medical profession. There was something very wrong with him... My main concern was to try and get him off all the pills he was on and persuade him that there was still plenty for him to do."

These are just a few tidbits from our fearless leaders illustrious career and I hope this has relieved any apprehensions you may have about joining our glorious church.


Peter said...

What are you afraid of Trevour! what are your crimes! why are you afraid of Scientology??? what is your problem! you wouldn't be afraid if you weren't doing what you're doing Trevour! you're doing something! its proof that you're afraid of the success of Scientology! because people are going to find out your crimes! what are they Trevour??? spit them out, get it off your chest!

Scientology stands for nothing but good and you're nothing but bad, and we want to know why so we can help you, Scientology is for total freedom, we're for total freedom, and that scares you!

You don't want people to become more aware and more free, why is that Trevour??? what have you got to hide? Murder perhaps, something in your closet there? Tell us about it???

Did you take time off from beating your wife to come online and do this blog Trevour???

Were giving you too much credit and spending too much time with you, you're not worth it Trevour, so if you want to clean up your act, we'll be happy to help you ok, you need to come to Clearwater, but right now you're like nothing!

Why are you here Trevour, trying to enturbulate people and upset people! And No!!! Hubbard didnt make up the word enturbulation ok it was already in the English language! Ok!

What are you afraid of, are you afraid of Hubbard, he knows about you! Hubbard is watching, he has reached Operating Thetan IV and is about to be reincarnated within the being of Surrey Cruise. So watch out!

Anonymous said...

Church of Scientology are going to sue your anarchist arseholes for this.

Ron Xenu Hubbard said...

As soon as I reincarnate Im going to sue you all for 1 trillion dollars!

Anonymous said...

Fuck where do I sign up

Anonymous said...

Loudoon is worried about what is stored in his preclear folder, thats his fear.

Ron Xenu Hubbard said...

When I say Im going to sue you all for 1 TRILLION dollars, I'm saying that in my best Dr Evil voice.

PAKO said...

Hey That photo looks more like Paco than of Trevors. Are you mixing Paco in this ureweras nacoterroristconspiracy intentionally or by mistake? I hpew is a mistake because another way I am coming with my Cantora guitar and I will play flamenco tunes until you all commylovers fell asleep!!
make sure Trevor doesn look anything like me, because as you know Trevor you always loved litlle children but I only loved beautiful Spanish women.

Anonymous said...

I think that is a picture of the big Ronald Hubster after a week on the fries.

Anonymous said...

Those mushroom head cranksters come up with the best sci-fi shit, and Ill give him that, it makes for good fictional reading. Its the idiots that believe the Scientology shit is real without mushrooms and crank that you have to worry about.

Anonymous said...

How dare you speak out against The Leader. The Leader is all good and you are all bad. The Leader is strong and you are weak, yield to the leader....yield to the leader...yield to the leader!

Anonymous said...

I told you before Trevour the sheepshagger - a hooded man ( a KKK resemblance) is watching you