Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Taking the communism out of your sex life

Today in order to help us de-communistise the bedroom I have made a list of commy fuelled sexual positions and acts that need to be stamped out of any good Libertarians bedroom.

1/ French Kissing: This was obviously founded in French Communism
2/ Sodomy: The obvious one, founded in Satanism and brought to the world by the Satans sons the Marxist homosexuals.
3/ Group sex: This of course reeks of collectivism, and collectivism is communism
4/ Masturbation: Too much masturbation is the reason why the leader of the free world our president G W Bush, cannot find enough cannon fodder to feed his army. See: a peace loving hippy commo run website designed to undermine the wests ability to put together a decent coalition of the willing.

In 2005 Supreme Court Justice Kennedy who was instrumental denying the anti-sodomy statute was accused by conservatives as being someone that, "upholds Marxist, Leninist, Satanic principles drawn from foreign law."

What many people missed in that article was of course the expose by Edwin Vieira that Satanic Marxist, Leninists imported Sodomy from Communist Russia into our country of New USA.

God gave us Adam and Eve, Communism gave us Sadam and Steve


Anonymous said...

"Group sex: This of course reeks of collectivism"

But collectivism is fun...

Trevour Loudoon said...

How many times do I have to tell you hippies, group sex leads to Soviet, Socialist Satanism.

Anonymous said...

I caught my son enturbulation himself last night, and immediately I had to force him onto his knees to beseech xenu to save his soul from communism.

Trevour Loudoon said...

Yes indeed, not only does it make you blind, but enturbulation leads straight into Stalinist Greenism. Next thing he'll be growning a beard and trying to save snails from our open cast coal mines.