Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Chernobyl Orchestrated to Convince NZ to Stay Nuke Free

The Spy Who Shagged Us
With the latest subterfuge styled 70's anti-communist demagogy riddled exposé by Trevor Loudon and his secret squirrel buddy Bernard Moran, that those dastedly slippery Soviets through their number one spy Austin Powers Van De Ven, duped New Zealander's into our anti-nuclear stance by what must be considered the largest public mind fuck since minds existed...

Considering the fact that not only were 78% of New Zealanders against nuclear powered ships entering our waters, they were against nukes up to 10 years before Van De Ven began his project of mass manipulation - must have been tachyonic mass hypnotism, it must then follow on that the Soviets had to have orchestrated the Chernobyl disaster as a final nail in the coffin of any free-trade agreement with the U.S and a parting of ways with ANZUS....

....You see Loudon can argue till he is blue in the face as to who may or may not have influenced the anti-nuclear movement, but what he cannot deny is that....it was the disaster in 1986 at Chernobyl that really set this country's anti-nuke stance....not only into legislation in 1987, but firmly into concrete in what is one of only a few uniquely New Zealand cultural beliefs this country can be proud of.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Im gonna get you Austin Van De Ven Powers (with my giant freezing laser) if it freezes all the commies in Iran!

Anonymous said...

I don't know why you feel a need to take the piss out of Trev's latest expose.

After all tell me who wouldn't infiltrate the deep dark recess' of russias leninist training institutions, when told to slow the fuck down by their union....he didn't even have a choice!

Trevour Loudoon said...

Dr Evil! hows things on planet commie?

Anonymous said...

Well I would have taken over the world if I wasnt so surrounded by frickin' idiots...

It is hard to find a spy of the 'calibre' of Austin Van De Ven Powers. When I say 'calibre' I dont just mean his ability to drink vodka and talk bullshit with frickin idiots like Loudon...caliber... it's a homonym... ok forget it.

Anonymous said...

peak-a-boo

Anonymous said...

I know you communists find this funny, but its not...ok! Trevor says there was a spy. Trevor never lies. I believe Trevor. Trevor should be in charge of our home security...because he finds all the spies 15 years too late.....(makes the sound of new kids on the block sucking on the big wolverines scaly pecker)

Anonymous said...

Haha Hicks classic

Anonymous said...

From an ACT member @ http://gonzofreakpower.blogspot.com/2008/03/eternal-sunshine-of-ideologically.html

"In a closed session of Act's AGM, Trevor Loudon was replaced and Gary Mallett was re-selected as president."

HAHA!

Anonymous said...

Oh my, what a pity.

Anonymous said...

I think he got the quiet word from Roger D. that he was no longer needed. Translates to 'youre too extremist mate, like National and Labour were trying to hide our extremism to appeal to dumb middle new zealand'.

Anonymous said...

You ficticious characters just disgust me.

Anonymous said...

"In a closed session of Act's AGM, Trevor Loudon was replaced and Gary Mallett was re-selected as president."

Yeeeep the BIG ARSE!