Thursday, June 18, 2009

Listen Up John Key-Ignore Smacking Referendum At Your Peril

Over at Sillysville, Trevor Loudon lays it on rallying his two troops against the lefty styled comments made by PM John Key recently basically saying he doesn't give a shit about the question in the referendum concerning the rights of parents to beat their children into submission.

Last February over 300,000 child whackers signed a petition in support of the right of adults to assault their children. The petition lead to the referendum which asks,

"Should a smack as part of good parental correction be a criminal offence in New Zealand?"

Like any good communist would, Key has stated that the question, which the wording to us here at New Zeel seems a bit ambiguous, is a bit ambiguous. This has lead to cries of foul play and communism from Trevors 5 man army and a stern warning from Loudon himself.

We at New Zeel as per usual don't really give a fuck about the referendum but out of our duty to you all we have been tracking it since it began where we discovered that a good smack can save your child from hell, and here tracking the petition, and also gave tips on how to 'smack as a part of good parental correction' to protect your child from communism.

If all that fails to prevent communism and melon greenery from overtaking your childs mind, our own Sgt Hartman has suggestions for the Nat Party Fresh Start Programme to righten those lefted kiddies up.

If all goes well, Trevor Loudon will have his way and the good parents of this country will be able to again take to the sensitive genital areas of their young children with wooden paddles and sticks, under the guise of 'good parental correction'.


Whack them for Jesus said...

This is the type of tripe I have come to expect from you terror sympathizers. The Word of God says:

"Withhold not correction from a child. For if thou strike him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and deliver his soul from hell."

That is the Word of God ok! This anti-smacking law comes straight from the pit of hell and comes from people that promote lawlessness, fornication and homosexuality, the sins of Sodom and Gommorah and what happened to those two cities huh???

Trevour Loudoon said...

"the sins of Sodom and Gommorah and what happened to those two cities huh???"

Well from what I remember, and correct me if I am wrong, since the evil people of Sodom and Gomorrah were impartial to a bit of the old yunno, 'buggery'...Yahweh...thats 'God', in all his mercy...slaughtered them all, wymen, men, children and babies, using some form of white phosphorous maelstrom and burned them all to ashes...what a lovely chap he is, someone you just want to play soggy biscuit with.

Anonymous said...

Soggy biscuit, haha, haven't heard that term in like decades.

Anonymous said...

Look, its simple. God said to beat our children or risk spoiling them. So now its a part of our culture and this anti-smacking law is interferring with our rights over sovereignty over our children.

What you communists are promoting is anarchy and chaos which will lead to terrorism.

Anonymous said...

The anti-smacking law is just another example of the Government invading the personal lives of the individual. I don't expect pro-communist sympathizers like those that run this blog to understand this, as you socialist anarchists are all about Government control and intervention, but never-the-less this is the truth of the matter.

Anonymous said...

This is a question to the athiests that run this blog. Why do you want our children to go to hell?

Comrade Satan said...

Come on now, eternal damnation and debauchery, endless sessions of baked lovemaking, ok its a little hot down here, but, why turn that down for an eternity hanging out with boring Ned Flanders characters in a place called Heaven.

Anonymous said...

You people disgust me with your anti-family attitudes.

Steve Nice Guy Northland said...

Soggy Biscuit ?

So you didn't you know that translated into Te Reo Holocaust Nazi Zionist it comes out - "Mah Mah 90210" ?

I'll lend you my Te Reo Holocaust Nazi Zionist Dictionary if you like.....