Saturday, October 3, 2009

Breaking News: Proof Obama is and is not the antichrist!

In our endevour to assist Trevor Loudon in his quest to demonise Barack Obama, we here at New Zeel have embarked on a research programme to expose the myth that Obama is not the antichrist.

But in the effort to be fair and balanced we also propose several reasons why he is not the antichrist at the end of this blog piece.


Ok on with the show...

1/ Because Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh think he is. Beck also believes Obama is heading a group of scientists who are set about to scientifically prove that the white race is the master race.

Quoting Beck:
So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research, and then some, fundamentally changing – remember, those great progressive doctors are the ones who brought us Eugenics. It was the progressive movement and it was science. Let’s put science truly in her place. If evolution is right, why don’t we just help out evolution? That was the idea. And sane people agreed with it! And it was from America. Progressive movement in America. Eugenics. In case you don’t know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. That came from people in white coats.... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening. So I guess I have to put my name on yes, I hope Barack Obama fails. But I just want his policies to fail; I want America to wake up.

2/ Because Obama is a godless pinko muslim commie

3/ Because Obama has a personality that people love unlike his predecessor who had less personality than a dead Texas steer.

4/ Obamachrist is forcing Americans to accept pagan religions

5/ He plans to turn the US into Sodom and Gomorrah

6/ Too many people like him

7/ Jesus said Baraq O Bamah would be the antichrists name

8/ Jesus Christ was white, the antichrist will not be white or else he would be the samechrist.

9/ Because he blasphemed the Holy Ghost

10/ Barack (6 letters) Husein (6 letters) Obamma (6 letters) = 666

11/ He made Glenn Beck cry

1/ Firstly it must be pointed out that most Americans believe that the anti-christ will come from the USA which Obama does not, as we all know he is from Kenya.

2/ The antichrist will be the son of Satan, not Satan himself

3/ This video proves Obama is in fact a computer 3D simulation created by Steven Spielberg the real AntiChrist

4/ The Antichrist will be a christian who deceives the world. Obama is of course a pinko Islamist Muslim

5/ The true antichrist will be loved by all but the good people of the midwest hate Barack Hussein with a vengeance


Anonymous said...

That blasphemer old guy is just is his son in the next video clip down the list...

Molly from Kentucky said...

I thank God for Glenn Beck exposing Obamas secret white supremacist nazi agenda.

Logan Square = Red Square said...

As as Chicagoan, the fact that he's a Sox fan is enough proof.

Trevor Limbaugh said...

A "RED" Sox fan to be exact. Oh my god, his alkaida communism has no bounds!!!

Cletus Spuckler said...

To all you heathens that run this blog. This is your chance to repent and be a part of the 144,000 who Jesus will come and save from the Earth once Obama's 3 and a half year reign is over and the Great Tribulation begins.

All those that voted for him, voted for his name, his name adds up to 666 so therefore you received the mark of the beast by your vote.

To escape Gods wrath you need to repeat this prayer: "Dear Jesus, I repent of the sins of Communism, satanic lies such as Al (Qaeda) Gores climate change lies, for hatin wealth and prosperity and all those other earthly things you dear Jesus died on the cross to bring us."

I will now offer up a prayer for you two:

"Dear loving lord Jesus, I pray that you will smite Obama with every plague in your book. May he drink of the wine of your fury loving lord. May he be tormented with burning sulfur as you pour out the cup of your rath and may the smoke of his torment rise for ever and ever, dear merciful lamb of God."

Todd said...

Why do you anarchists hate America so much? You all voted in Obama because you want our troops to die. Don't you realise that war is the cost of freedom?

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha boy oh boy it sure is a sick little world out there. This is just some of the funniest shit I have seen in ages. The anti obama revolution here is the US is just some of the stupidest crap I have seen in my entire lifetime. What a bunch of looneytunes.

Anonymous said...

This is getting bad. We are on the precipis of the great tribulation where the anti-christ will destroy the American way and take our country back into the dark ages.

Anonymous said...

Is it me or is all this name calling of Obama some sort of veiled masking of just how unexceptable it is now to call black people the 'n' word. Just this week alone Ive heard him being called satan, the beast, the antichrist, communist, fascist, hitler, stalin, a terrorist, marxist, hater of white people, a chimp, filthy, . Also see he is being accused of destroying the American way of life, leading America into the 'dark ages', apparently he is the head of the forces of darkness, and the list goes on.

A good comparison is to look at the posts on this racist website.
Minus out the racial hate, and you basically have the same headlines as Trevor Loudon's blog.

Anonymous said...

You people are sick and twisted, hiding behind your anonymonity to sling your red mud at Trevor Loudon. Obama is about to formerly institute himself as a dictator like Chavez and Hitler and all you can do is laugh about it. You disgust me!

Trevour Loudoon said...

'hiding behind your anonymonity...'

If there is one thing that brings me constant amusement, its being abused for being anonymous, by someone also using anonymous usernames.

Anonymous said...

Great work New Zeel team for exposing the silly bullshit behind conservative crazies in my country. Why is it that I have to come to a NZ blog to find the truth.


Anonymous said...

President Ba6ack Huss6in 6bama is not the Anti-Christ. The numbers in his name are simply a coincidence. Remember that Americans are right to invade Iraqistan as they support democracy in Middle-East like in Gaza, which is governed by Hamas... oh shit!

Sarah Lee said...

By supporting abortionists Obama is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans. When will America wake up to these hospital death camps. We all knew as soon as he took power his marxist regime would start the death camps.

Glenn Beck and Fox News are the only news media willing to tell the truth to the American people. We need Obama stopped now. We refuse to receive his mark, his 'National Medical Device Registry' mark of the beast. What do you think this medical device is going to be that he will use to register us with. Its the implant in the forehead as foretold by the bible.

Stop the murders, stop the great tribulation, stop Obama, stop the beast and his false prophets!

Steve Nice Guy Northland said...

Yeah......and what sort of black-arsed commies are you New Zeel guys to whine on about the retard from Texas killing hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of brown, black, not white, people......beautiful stroke of the pen, hand over heart, emotional choke, Glennis Beck style stuff ?

Why, why, oh why do you love the man who's the only obstacle to America as the fascist state ?

Jock Strap said...

Ah Sarah Lee, with just 10 seconds of searching Google I think you will find that the 'Medical Device Registry' reference that the rednecks are calling the chip implant mark of the beast, is in fact just a registry of medical users that have medical devices like cpac sleep apnoea machines etc etc etc.

Glen Beck is lying to you, wake up yourself, you are being lied to. Here is Beck before his tear filled address to the nation.