Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Neville the winner Gibson on Snails and Jihad: (One of Trevor's mates)

Neville Gibson goes head to head with Matt McCarten on TV3's On The Matt debate show.

Like Trevor Loudon, Neville Gibson believes that society needs the Special Intelligence Group, whose task is to chase terrorists, to be spying on our local jihadist the 'snail people'.

Like Trevor Loudon, Neville Gibson believes the Special Intelligence Group should continue to place informants into activist groups, whose job is to both gather intelligence on and also incite these activists to break the law.

We at New Zeel remember the days when entrapment used to be quite the unpopular thing to do, but these days, anything goes...according to Gibson, what these snail lovers need is a little push, and people like police informant Rob Gilchrist are just the tonic needed to push them into Jihad.

Anyways Neville Gibson explains to us the unwashed the pathway that is mapped out for anyone wanting to take protest action against big business. Watch and be amazed.

Neville Gibson everyone! The so called impartial editor of the National Business Review....What a wanker!


Trevor Xenu said...

Gibson is correct. Every jihadist in this country is associated with the melon greens.

Trevor Gilchrist said...

I have been watching the rise of Jihad in this country for the last 150 years.

It began with allowing beards in the workplace and after that it was only a matter of time before these people would start to complain about their ratshet pay. After that its inevitable they would head off to Afghanistan to train for Jihad.

Nevilly Loudon said...

Jihadi Minto should be the first one to be locked up in a containment camp followed by all of the melon greens along with their Jihad front group the Green Party.

Then there is Al Kohanga, we know how they are training up scores of sleeper jihadists teaching those kids that foreign language and filling their heads with communist ideas.

Lou Don Gilchrist said...

I think its time to start importing orange jumpsuit coveralls because the SIG are going to want thousands of them once they start the mass arrests of jihadis in this country. Quite a cash cow there.

Neville Gilchrist said...

OH....MY....GOD....I just saw my neighbour ride his bike to work this morning. He has a perfectly good 4WD which I see has a for sale sign on it and from the looks of it he seems to be going communist!!! Trevour, quickly, TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO!!!

Trevour Loudoon said...

Your observations are correct, this is the beginning of communism for your neighbour and I suspect once he sells his 4WD and grows a beard, he will be using the money saved to head to Afghanistan to train for Jihad.

You need to ring your local Special Intelligence Group unit urgently and warn them of this threat to the national security of this country or else we will face another 9/11 here.

Lucy Westenra said...

Trevour and team, please help me. I asked my eldest child what he wants for Christmas and I'm shocked to say that he has asked for a bicycle...I know, I was just as shocked to hear this.

So I need to know what I can do to stop him from joining the save the snails Jihad brigade.

Trevour Loudoon said...

Lucy, we are glad you came to Loudon Institute for the Prevention of Communist Jihadism.

Unfortunately this sounds like a chronic case of jihadophrenia.

This disease started with the Green Party's anti-smacking laws which would have caused your son to start wanting modes of transport that dont consume oil and petrol.

Very soon as the disease worsens he will stop eating meat, then its off to Afghanistan for him to train and return for Jihad up in the Denniston Westport region.

Fortunately you have more children so we suggest you give up on your eldest, turn him in to the Police Precrimes Unit, and turn your love and affections on the rest of your children.

Hopefully with National in power we can overturn this communist anti-smacking legislation and you can get back to showing your love and affection through paddling those chillins before you lose any more to jihad.

Nevillena Gilchrist said...

Trevour and Neville, while doing my childrens laundry this morning I spotted a terrorist teeshirt in with the wash. It was a Che Guevara teeshirt and it looks like it belongs to my eldest daughter who is 12 years old.

Trevour Ive got to say it, an aweful dread came over me as thoughts returned to me of our family dinner last night when I saw she did not eat her steak. I mean, who doesn't eat steak other than the terrorist???

After I managed to get over the shock and horror of it all, being frozen with fear all day, I managed to crawl my way onto this Jihad help page to ask you both for your wisdom and insight concerning what I should do.

Trevour Loudoon said...

What we see here is a possible jihad epidemic spreading through the youth culture. All I can say is that we here at Loudon Institute for the Reinstitution of Corporal Punishment said this day would come if the melon greens banned the whacking of our children with pieces of wood.

Nevillena we feel for your hopeless situation. All I can suggest is that you begin to inform on your child to your local Precrimes Officer in the hopes that they will be able to prevent the next 9/11 happening again here in Christchurch.

But understand this, the world has been an ugly and terrible place for children to grow up in up until now, what with a president of this country who is a communist, the marxist Freudians banning of beating our children...

It was only a matter of time before children as young as 12 would become brainwashed into Che Guevara teeshirt wearing, animal loving Jihadism.

Anonymous said...

Beware of the Animal Satanic Soviet Jihad Force: We are watching you!