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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
The Daily Shows Aasif Mandvi exposes a communist threat at Hacienda Heights
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Captain Hutaree gets Trevor Loudons message loud[on] and clear?
Captain Hutaree also wanted to overthrow the 'rise of Obama socialism' in his country (as trumpeted by Trevor Loudon's Obama Files, and regularly trumpeted by Rush Limbaugh and conservative christian show host Glenn Beck).
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"Captain Hutaree," his wife and two sons planned with other militia members to kill a law enforcement official to draw the officer's colleagues to the funeral, authorities say. Then, according to an indictment unsealed Monday, the militia planned to attack the funeral procession to kick off its war against the U.S. government.
Members of the Hutaree militia, whose Web site says it is preparing for end times to "keep the testimony of Jesus Christ alive," have been indicted on five counts, including seditious conspiracy and attempting to use weapons of mass destruction.
Federal authorities allege militia members had declared war against law enforcement and "foot soldiers" of the federal government. They had conducted "military-style training" in Lenawee County, Michigan, about 35 miles northwest of Toledo, Ohio, since 2008, the indictment said.
The group's Web site outlines the militia's philosophy: "Jesus wanted us to be ready to defend ourselves using the sword and stay alive using equipment. The only thing on Earth to save the testimony and those who follow it are the members of the testimony, till the return of Christ in the clouds."
The group's leader, David Brian Stone -- aka "Joe Stonewall" or "Captain Hutaree" -- allegedly planned to kill a law enforcement officer to instigate a war against the U.S. government.
In a phone interview Monday with CNN, Donald Stone, David Stone's brother, said he wasn't aware that his sibling was a member of the Hutaree militia nor did he believe David would set out to harm police officers. "No, I don't believe that would ever happen," he said. "That takes a very dark person."
Donald Stone said his brother, whom he said he hasn't seen in months, is employed in a factory and "works like everyone else. Life's a struggle."
The indictment alleges that killing a law enforcement official would be just the beginning: "As a consequence of this act, law enforcement officers from throughout the nation would be drawn to and gather in the Eastern District of Michigan for the funeral," the indictment said. "According to the plan, the Hutaree would then attack law enforcement vehicles during the funeral procession with improvised explosive devices with explosively formed projectiles."
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
China set to buy NZ, where is Trevor Loudon?
Answer, still fighting the US health reform bill, going down with the ship so to speak.
Finally the melon greens have their chance to bring in their socialist, communist, maoist, jihadist agenda into this country, by driving this Natural Dairy (NZ) Holdings sale through...I mean, that is if you buy into Trevor London's nightmare scenario he has been painting about the Green Party for the last decade.
Now, lets check the ballistics, which political party is making noise opposing this sale? National Party? ACT? Libertarian Party?
The question the masses are asking is why is Trevor Loudon so obsessed with the African American president of the USA while his own country is coming under attack from big red business snapping up large sections of the business sector.
Do we have to state the obvious and point out that Loudons nightmare scenario is merely a silly cover for his distain for anything slightly socialist, and now that the Greens are the forefront of the fight to prevent big red China from buying this country up this leaves Loudon in a sticky position where he would have to eat his own words.........AGAIN????
[sighs]
At least 28 North Island dairy farms are involved in a Chinese group's plan to invest $1.5 billion in the New Zealand dairy industry – and some surprising names are emerging as being associated with the group.
Natural Dairy (NZ) Holdings told the Hong Kong stock exchange yesterday that it had entered into an agreement to buy assets, including land, livestock and milk powder production plants in New Zealand for NZ$1.5b.
While dairy industry players racked their brains to think what substantial dairy processing player and its interests could command that sort of money, it emerged that Natural Dairy has a 20 per cent stake in a company of which Maori leader Sir Ngatata Love is a director.
Auckland lawyer Kerry Knight of Knight Coldicutt is legal adviser to Natural Dairy and the spokesman for the group is high-profile broadcaster Bill Ralston.
Mr Ralston said Natural Dairy had a 20 per cent stake in UBNZ Assets Holdings, the directors of which, according to Companies Office records, are Sir Ngatata, of Wellington, Keith Rushbrook of Auckland and May Wang of Auckland...
Full Story: Chinese eye dairy assets
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
The Book of Trev
One man, Trevor Loudon, guided by the higher powers of the Galactic Confederacy to release the people from the hypnotic jungle rythms of the powers of darkness, the reds under the bed, the Libyans in every Library, the Kenyan antichristic Al Qaedaish president who has washed the USA of democracy and brought red jihadist totalitarianism to the west.
Ok is there really a point to all this, well not really, we were just screwing with a graphic and thought it was cool, then had to write something to go with it.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
The Relic of Riccarton
Then in 1969 Muammar Qaddafi seized control of Libya and handed the west another 20 years of fear except this time it was fearing a Libyan in every library trying to steal nuclear technology to build themselves the bomb. We got to falsely blame the Libyans for everything bad in the world including the Munich Olympic kidnappings through bombings and shootings all over the world. Added to that was the ol Ayatollah of Iran as runner up.
Then the 'powers that be' ran into a bit of a devil vacuum. The dreaded 90's. With no real demon to scare the living crap out of the west with - the commies were long gone, Sadam Hussein and an aging Fidel Castro, both failing to meet the expectations of previous devils that struck fear into the burger fat filled hearts of westies, as did Milosevich, whimpy Democrats in the US oval office, the Iranian suspect in the Oklahoma bombing that later turned out to be Timothy Mcveigh, and a raft of false flag bombings by CIA trained and resourced Moroccan terror cells - all failing to meet the high standard set by previous fear campaigns.
Then along came the 12th of September, 2001 (11th in the US) and boy oh boy....the perfect gift that keeps on giving. The Islamic terror network Al Qaeda which had been replaced by another group whose name is just too long to memorise, made the perfect candidate for the new demon of the decade to keep the peeon masses dying of fright and needing the big US based war machine. Although Al Qaeda has killed less people in the US than eating McDee burgers have, the big A.Q have easily filled the gap left by 20 years of the fear of the reds and 20 years of the fear of the Libyans and are set to carry on into the next decade as well.
Meanwhile....somewhere in Christchurch, New Zealand, sits Trevor Loudon at his typewriter. Behind him a US confederate flag sits limp, on his left a life sized mural of General Robert E. Lee, on the wall - a hand typed poster of the USA PATRIOT Act.....
There sits Loudon banging out post after post about how the communists are coming...a sad reminder of those poor Japanese soldiers who refused to believe that Japan had surrendered, and held out for another 30 years after the war was over.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Delusional cult figures to lead conservatives out of slavery?
In the past the Cult of Personality Model (COPM) was mostly employed by revolutionary and/or Soviet styled regimes as a method of controlling the masses. Most famous are Stalin, Saddam Hussein, George Washinton and Kim Jong Il. By and large though, COPs are usually spoken of with distain by pro western leaders and commentators and the term is rarely applied to their own leaders unless that leader is an Obama type figure (a democrat/liberal president...). so it comes of 'some' surprise that this move by Foxnews to create their own cult of personality type persona and is an event horizon for the right wing fascists in their overtness as the corporately sponsored movement heads down the inevitable path to its own self indulgent and broken arsed end.
In the days of old COPM figures often arose when country's dictator leaders used the mass media to purposefully idealise and create the perception of a heroic persona/personas. In the West traditional dictatorships have become less popular in politics but still exist and are maintained in the standard top down pyramidic corporation model, the structure that Loudon loves more than life.
With the void left in the west by its use of 3 or 4 year leadership regimes, powerful corporations have been able to step up and fill the void by creating the Corporate Cult of Personality (CCOPM) in order to achieve corporate control over the voting minds of political masses in order to, say, affect the results of the next election to ensure their intended candidate takes the helm of the fatherland.
In terms of the CCOPM vs COP strategies, the techniques are by and large the same; the use of mass media, the propping up of a fictitious character into infamy, the employing of evangelical charismatic techniques of mass emotional and religious manipulation - Loudons description of the, 'message of redemption', 'is to be saved' and 'will be a huge part of that salvation', are case and point. So the big question is where to from here for Loudon? Is this a signal that his delusions of grandeur have passed the point of no return, that he in fact sees himself as this Moses type figure prophesied to lead the people out of slavery, slaves of social conscience, and slaves of global responsibility, to be subjected to the iron fist of the invisible hand?
The other issue that is foremost on the minds of those concerned about the rise of corporate fascism in this country is the reach of such megacorporations such as the HoaxNews Network. Add to that the rumours circulating that Loudon has been receiving corporate funding from the US.
If it is true then one wonders if this type of attention from the likes of HoaxNews is assisting in the complete deterioration of Loudons general state of mental stability.
We say this because we care....no really we do!
Monday, November 9, 2009
The Return of the Baron of Bromidic Baraknaphobia
So where to next for the banal baker from Barrington? More Machiavellian browbeating from the beer-goggle wearing barnaby, bethumping bicephalously about the bilharziac blasphemy of Barack ODynamite?
Perhaps the 2 biscuits short of a bakers dozen bobblehead should boot lick his way back to his old bluecoat abode before bespewing more of his Benjamin bushery while boring the living Kaneh Bosm out of this bacchic bard.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
What do Glenn Beck and Barack Obama have in common?
1/ They both smoked weed
2/ They both speak English
3/ They both have the letters, "c", and, "k", in their names...
NewZeel: doing our bit to bring unity and clarity to a world full of hypocritical, sanctimonious, double-speaking drones of the Borg.
Climate Change agenda finally exposed
Hat tip to Bobby Loudon for the heads up.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The Youtube clip Trevor Loudon does not want you to see
This grand work of fiction by Trevor Loudon is based on his conpiracy theory that there is some secret alliance between leftists and Obama seeking to take over the USA. So we see from the content on Loudon's blog that he not only has the ability to use Google, but also to filter out any news items or Youtube clips that do not support his paranoia.
This speech by author, journalist, film maker and all round lefty, John Pilger speaking at Socialism 2009 in San Francisco, is case in point in this issue, exposing the truth that many on the left are vehemently opposed to the Obama regime, something of course we all know about, and is one of many such views from the left that exposes the grand conspiracy that Loudon has dedicated his life to creating, simply does not exist.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Mr Loudon Goes To Washington...
Now, we are not professed experts in genealogy, but could there be a link between this McCarthy (or McCccarthy as Trevor misspells it) and the all round nut job - red under the bed - Joseph McCarthy from whence the term McCarthyism is derived?
Well lets take a look at Andrew McCarthy's beliefs:
- on Waterboarding? Andrew McCarthy gives it the big tick of approval
- on Obama? McCarthy accuses him of recklessness for revealing torture tactics (i.e. to Al Qaeda) used by the CIA
- and finally, on Communism? Mr. McCarthy wrote "I believe that the issue of Obama's personal radicalism, including his collaboration with radical, America-hating Leftists, should have been disqualifying."
Wow apart from the fact that he sounds almost as crazy as the police state loving Trevor Loudon does, it is hard to believe that he is not in some way related to Trevor Loudon's other mentor (this one being his primary mentor), Joseph McCarthy.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Breaking News: Proof Obama is and is not the antichrist!
But in the effort to be fair and balanced we also propose several reasons why he is not the antichrist at the end of this blog piece.
Confused?
Ok on with the show...
WHY OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST:
1/ Because Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh think he is. Beck also believes Obama is heading a group of scientists who are set about to scientifically prove that the white race is the master race.
Quoting Beck:
So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research, and then some, fundamentally changing – remember, those great progressive doctors are the ones who brought us Eugenics. It was the progressive movement and it was science. Let’s put science truly in her place. If evolution is right, why don’t we just help out evolution? That was the idea. And sane people agreed with it! And it was from America. Progressive movement in America. Eugenics. In case you don’t know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. That came from people in white coats.... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening. So I guess I have to put my name on yes, I hope Barack Obama fails. But I just want his policies to fail; I want America to wake up.
2/ Because Obama is a godless pinko muslim commie
3/ Because Obama has a personality that people love unlike his predecessor who had less personality than a dead Texas steer.
4/ Obamachrist is forcing Americans to accept pagan religions
5/ He plans to turn the US into Sodom and Gomorrah
6/ Too many people like him
7/ Jesus said Baraq O Bamah would be the antichrists name
8/ Jesus Christ was white, the antichrist will not be white or else he would be the samechrist.
9/ Because he blasphemed the Holy Ghost
10/ Barack (6 letters) Husein (6 letters) Obamma (6 letters) = 666
11/ He made Glenn Beck cry
WHY OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTICHRIST:
1/ Firstly it must be pointed out that most Americans believe that the anti-christ will come from the USA which Obama does not, as we all know he is from Kenya.
2/ The antichrist will be the son of Satan, not Satan himself
3/ This video proves Obama is in fact a computer 3D simulation created by Steven Spielberg the real AntiChrist
4/ The Antichrist will be a christian who deceives the world. Obama is of course a pinko Islamist Muslim
5/ The true antichrist will be loved by all but the good people of the midwest hate Barack Hussein with a vengeance
Thursday, September 24, 2009
The Trevor Loudon / Libyan terror link?
John Key and his Supercity Czar Rodney Hyde.
Roger Douglas's deputy Rodney Hyde talks confidence and supply between Act and National with journalists.
This picture is clear evidence of their close political ties. The Act Party several thousand strong membership has grown increasingly militant over the years until the point its policies are almost indistinguishable from those of the Pinochet regime.
The Act Party has some cross membership with the Libertarian Party and considerable cross-membership with the the equally militant Lindsay Perigo and his extremist SOLO group and also with enturbulating Scientology groups.
In an article in the lead up to the last election Lindsay Perigo states concerning the overthrow of the Government, "It is the right and duty of New Zealand citizens to throw off this government, which has long evinced a desire—nay, a compulsion—to subjugate us to absolute despotism"
Key meets with Obama to discuss the importing of communism and death panels into New Zealand
This shows the close political and friendship ties between the doting John Key and the Kenyan born antichrist Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
Links also exist between Obama's middle name 'Hussein', and Al Qaeda terrorism.
Rumours are circulating as well by Trevor Loudon that it wasn't voters that brought Barack Obama to power but in fact a million or so communists, terrorist and traitor linked groups who endorsed him into power.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Loudon joins in fray over how many nutters at 9/12 march
Limbaughism is running amuck at New Zeal and what used to be a blog about NZ politics and the rise of red communism in Kohanga Reo schools.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Has FoxNews appropriated New Zeal from Trevor Loudon?
Rumours are also circulating that the blog has been hacked by pro-FoxNews hackers. After quick scan of his blog it is quite easy to see how these rumours have arisen as one would have to scroll back almost as far as July 2009 to find a blog article that is not defaming the US Commander and Chief Obama or about whipping up fear about the US Communist Party.
However a quick analysis of the writing style of each article in the last month of additions shows without a doubt, with the usual chronic McArthiest rhetoric of a bygone era, that indeed it is still Trevor Loudon authoring his own blog. We need to remember that Trevor's anti-communist rhetoric can even outfox the culmination of writing skills of Rush Limbaugh's script writers.
This is though perhaps a clear warning to blog authors not to allow their writing skills to be purchased by donations, many authors becoming weary of mega corporations who could easily appropriate their skills with endless means corporations possess, as has been suggested by some who challenge the integrity of Trevor's blog since he added the Paypal Donate function.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Make Mine Freedom
Unlike Trevor Loudon's New Zeal blog, our blog here at New Zeel is free for all to make comment on whether dissentive or not. It is sad to see Trevor Loudon go the way all right wing capitalists eventually go, into inevitable totalitarianism, but this is now the case at New Zeal. Here we stand by the ideal of 'make mine freedom', unlike what is sadly transpiring over at Loudon's Blog.
Our challenge again to Loudon is to not be afraid of dissent to your ideas even though it may mean taking a beating on your own blog from time to time, its something you can use as a learning curve rather than just shut down debate that points out the absurdities of some of your ideas.
Either that or wear the badge of dictator with pride and carry on being a totalitarian prick.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Listen Up John Key-Ignore Smacking Referendum At Your Peril
Last February over 300,000 child whackers signed a petition in support of the right of adults to assault their children. The petition lead to the referendum which asks,
"Should a smack as part of good parental correction be a criminal offence in New Zealand?"
Like any good communist would, Key has stated that the question, which the wording to us here at New Zeel seems a bit ambiguous, is a bit ambiguous. This has lead to cries of foul play and communism from Trevors 5 man army and a stern warning from Loudon himself.
We at New Zeel as per usual don't really give a fuck about the referendum but out of our duty to you all we have been tracking it since it began where we discovered that a good smack can save your child from hell, and here tracking the petition, and also gave tips on how to 'smack as a part of good parental correction' to protect your child from communism.
If all that fails to prevent communism and melon greenery from overtaking your childs mind, our own Sgt Hartman has suggestions for the Nat Party Fresh Start Programme to righten those lefted kiddies up.
If all goes well, Trevor Loudon will have his way and the good parents of this country will be able to again take to the sensitive genital areas of their young children with wooden paddles and sticks, under the guise of 'good parental correction'.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
While we wait.....
We will attempt to answer the question many concerned 40+ adults have been asking themselves since the movie called Red Dawn made its debut....
Were The Wombles inspired by communist terrorists and were we infected by their terror ideologies as children?
Beginning with the Great Uncle Bulgaria...need we say more, the Great Uncles first name is of course LINKED DIRECTLY TO COMMUNISM.
Orinoco is named after a river that links Chavezian Venezuelan communism to the FARC of Columbia.
Tomsk is named after a Russian city...again commies.
Tobermory is named after a town in the Isle of Mull. Mulling of course is what anarchists and communists alike do to marijuana in preparation for the bong.
It goes without saying that the wombles are anti-capitalist, greenies, which pretty much makes them communists without even one heil hitler.
Shocked yet, but wait theres more....
Obama has admitted watching the Wombles once as a child! Shocking but true and as we all know, there is no more indictable evidence needed in a Loudonic conspiracy to link the Wombles to communism than bringing the big O into the equasion.
The Wombles have therefore been deemed communist terrorist sympathisers that deny the holocaust.
Now back to New Zeal....come on Trevor for fucks sake write something worth taking the piss over please.....pretty please...
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
"Useful Idiot" Easte Promotes Terror Cause at Council
So to help the rational world understand this pile of Loudoonery, we've made this little graphical expression of Loudon mathematics.
So heres the explanation: We all know that 1 + 2 = 3...so that means then that....
1 x Marxist + 1 picture of a Tamil Tiger = ........
The problem with you leftists out there is that you demand logic and sound reasoning and thats why you are not Rush Limbargh wannabe righties like Trevor is who are not bound by such restrictions.
So as per usual in an endevour to assist the left understand the sillyness that is Trevor Loudon, we've made up a little test for you to take to help you see what Trevor sees.
The See What Trevor Sees Test:
The point of this test is to try to ascertain what Trevor sees in these following images. The answers at at the bottom of them page.
Pic 1:
Pic 2:
Pic 3:
Pic 4:
Pic5:
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And now for the answers:
Pic 1: I know many would think this one an easy one as we all know just how obsessed Trevor Loudon is with the US President. But this is a test of what 'Loudon sees'. See below.
Pic 2: To the natural eye this is a cartoon representation of a penguin, however this is the Linux logo, Linux of course being open source therefore anti-capitalist...therefore loudon sees....
Pic 3: Again to the naked eye this is just a picture of the Christchurch town square. However what we do not see are the marxists and Al Qaeda Happy Valley jihadists that frequent this square. So again we apply the Loudon filter....
Pic 4: This one is easy. Hitler was an anti-capitalist so therefore Loudon sees red....
Pic 5: Is it the whole communial living shunning earthly goods aspect that makes Loudon see red when it comes to pictures of the Christ? You would think, but no, Christ had a beard, and we all know where beards come from.
Hope this helps those struggling to understand Loudoonerisms.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Operation TIPS and Operation Dob In A Red
Above is an artists impression of how the image in question may be viewed in the unwell mind of McCarthyism suffering Trevor Loudon.
Now something about Operation TIPS
From Wikipedia
Operation TIPS, where the last part is an acronym for the Terrorism Information and Prevention System, was a program designed by President George W. Bush to have United States citizens report suspicious activity. It came under intense scrutiny in July 2002 when the Washington Post alleged in an editorial that the program was vaguely defined, and investigative political journalist Ritt Goldstein observed in Australia's Sydney Morning Herald [1] that TIPS would provide America with a higher percentage of 'citizen spies' than the former East Germany had under the notorious Stasi secret police.
In the days immediately following Goldstein's revelation, publications such as the libertarian magazine Reason, and then the progressive Boston Globe, emphasized the Stasi analogy, widely highlighting Operation TIPS' shortcomings. TIPS was subsequently cancelled after concerns over civil liberties violations.
Goldstein later observed that he broke news of Operation TIPS on March 10 in Spain's second largest daily, El Mundo, but that he struggled until July before finding a major English language paper which would print the story.
The program's website implied that US workers who had access to private citizens' homes, such as cable installers and telephone repair workers, would be reporting on what was in people's homes if it were deemed "suspicious." The initial start of the program was to be August 2002 and would have included one million workers in ten US cities and then to be expanded.
Operation TIPS was accused of doing an "end run" around the United States Constitution, and the original wording of the website was subsequently changed. President Bush's then-Attorney General, John Ashcroft denied that private residences would be surveilled by private citizens operating as government spies. Mr. Ashcroft nonetheless defended the program, equivocating on whether the reports by citizens on fellow citizens would be maintained in government databases. While saying that the information would not be in a central database as part of Operation TIPS, he maintained that the information would still be kept in databases by various law enforcement agencies.
The databases were an explicit concern of various civil liberties groups (on both the left and the right) who felt that such databases could include false information about citizens with no way for those citizens to know that such information was compiled about them, nor any way for them to correct the information, nor any way for them to confront their accusers.
The United States Postal Service, after at first seeming supportive of the program, later resisted its personnel being included in this program, reasoning that if mail carriers became perceived as law enforcement personnel that they would be placed in danger at a level for which they could not reasonably be expected to be prepared, and that the downside of the program hence vastly outweighed any good that it could accomplish. The National Association of Letter Carriers, a postal labor union, was especially outspoken in its opposition.
Read the full excerpt here
Happy Queens Birthday from the Loudon enclave?
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Dob in a red
Trevor Loudon's friend Neville Gibson believes that activism inevitably leads to terrorism, a sentiment seemedly echo'd by the unwell commie hunter who seems to be following in the footsteps of his childhood hero John Forbes Nash.
Nash is famous for being a brilliant mathmetician who fell into McArthiest paranoia.
Nash dates the start of what he terms "mental disturbances" to the early months of 1959 when his wife was pregnant. He has described a process of change "from scientific rationality of thinking into the delusional thinking characteristic of persons who are psychiatrically diagnosed as 'schizophrenic' or 'paranoid schizophrenic'" including seeing himself as a messenger or having a special function in some way, and with supporters and opponents and hidden schemers, and a feeling of being persecuted, and looking for signs representing divine revelation...
Nash is a symbol of hope to New Zealand that one day Trevor Loudon will on his own steam think his way out of his world of ficticious spooks, reds and terror plots that fill his mind daily.
Get well soon Trevor,
Ernesto Osama Trotsky
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Climate Change Chinese secret herb to destroy capitalism
Over in 'Dodoland' where communists are responsible for the common cold lives a behemoth of the McArthien era called Trevor Loudon who daily tries to convince himself that this is true.
Loudon States:
.....the Communist Chinese propaganda line on "Climate Change"-all part of a strategy to impoverish the West and bring down capitalism.
More
According to the heavily Baracknaphobic Loudon in a response by a site visitor to his diatribe about China, he implies that scientists that support the idea of human induced global warming are part of an epic conspiracy of the Marxist (and by inference, Chinese Communist) infected Science fraternity who therefore must be under some form of spell of Maoist China....argh!
When you attempt todelve too deep into deconstructing the obsessions of this clearly unwell paranoid delusional Blogger, it feels like being spat on by one of those Bergruutfas from Star Wars, not that we can claim to know what that feels like.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Our worst fears realized, It's the Cubans!!!
As Trevor Loudon has been warning us for a long time over at New Zeal, the Cubans Are Coming! Well today we have concrete proof.
Our spies that are constantly combing the Pacific for signs of communism and melon greenery, have discovered this possible plot to overthrow capitalism and send us back to the days of the cave man.
See our evidence below and be very afraid.
Just another yacht parked off the coast of Tonga getting ready for a 6 day voyage to New Zealand.
But at 10x zoom...well the first thing of concern is the flag. Its clearly a marxist, communist, trotskiest, free love, hippy melon green, terror, Cuban national flag.
Zooming in another 50x shows us our worst fears. Its the Granma II, obviously full of swine flu carrying Cuban terrorists on their way to invade New Zealand and kick out its right winged neo-liberal Government and replace American line dancing with the communist samba dancing. Worse still, force us to smoke Mexican crazy reefer weed, Cohiba Esplandidos cigars, and force us to return to gardening at home and some foreign concept called 'sharing'...
We at New Zeel will be keeping a close eye on this yacht with our ever vigilant team combing our coastlines for possible invasionary forces.
What can you do?
- live in fear
- move to Australia
- hide
- don't go outside
- don't drink the water
- listen to anything Trevor Loudon says.
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Images of Cuban terror.
Read more:
http://newzeal.blogspot.com/2009/05/cubas-kiwi-fifth-column.html
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Is Naomi Oreskes the new Osama Barrack Gaddafi
What is the world coming to if money cannot hoodwink and determine our scientific and political views.
Again we stress restraint in watching this as it is loaded with communist brain-washing techniques called, 'facts', and, 'peer reviews', in an attempt to present true science winning over our corporate sponsored partisan scientists in the 'ongoing', and as yet, 'undecided', issue of global warming.
Friday, April 10, 2009
An Easter appeal to Trevor Loudon
The New Zeel teams Easter message to Trevor Loudon is,
"For goodness sake Trevor, pace yourself mate, its a long stretch before the next elections, quit flagellating yourself over your party losing the elections, this is not the end of the world mate, this level of stress is clearly not good for you".
"We want you to be around for a very long time dumbing down the conservative right with your simpletons, 'us vs the communists' mentality, and carrying on at this pace...well you may hurt yourself mate".
Of course, the team at New Zeel do not really give two tosses of a horse-shoe about the health and lack of mental well-being of Mr Loudon's state of mind, but thought they would still make these disingenuous comments irregardless.
Merry Easter and don't forget to hug a tree for Jesus this coming Good Sunday